Posted by: Checkers | April 30, 2008

DSND (Dog Surfs Net Daily)

I was eager to get online today to see what’s going on.

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“Can you log me in? I forget the WordPress password.”

“Let’s see…Checkers’ World...go to Blogroll…cody bear’s friends…”

“Don’t you have something to do?…I mean I love you and all, but I can’t concentrate when you are hovering around.”

“What time is it? Started surfing at 9 am, big hand on the 5, little hand closest to 9…ohmygosh, I’ve been online for almost 59 hours!”

“Hey, what’s that under the table? Shoot, it’s just an old Nylabone. Why couldn’t it be a ham sandwich?”


Responses

  1. wow, checkers, you have a REALLY nice computer!
    we’re so glad you visit our blog every day! you leave great comments and you are one of cody bear’s friends, truly.

    ….that keyboard is very dainty…do you type with your nose or your paws?

  2. Mmm…ham sandwich….

  3. Thanks, goodbear, it is a nice computer. It’s quite the workhorse of the family. I can only get on this machine when the teens are in school, otherwise it’s MySpace, downloaded skateboard videos and YouTube constantly. This is a hot rod desktop; let’s see, it has a 10 kb hard drive and about 540,000,013 gigs of RAM. I just like that the screen is pretty.

    As to typing, I don’t anymore. I got one of those voice recognition programs. I bark at the screen, the built-in mic picks it up, and the program translates it into people talk!

    And finally, I’m glad that you’re glad!

  4. I hear ya, Nevis…in a perfect world, you would find a ham sandwich on the floor every day!

  5. Checkers, Your comments go perfectly with your pictures. If I was there, I’d give you a ham sandwich.

  6. Another brilliant photo-comic! Wait, I just said that… I know! The answer is both!

  7. PS. Cai invites you to drop by today for a chicken slushy and a listen to your theme song.

  8. Fab narrative! Just stay away from doggy porn!

  9. You look quite the tweedy, old scholar, sir. Research is hard work and ham sandwiches are fortifying. Spam is not.

  10. Don’t you wish they wouldn’t hang over you like that?

  11. I saw my nonblogging friend Jane yesterday. She told me she had shown everyone in her Mac-environment workplace this photo essay.


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