Posted by: Checkers | April 23, 2008

UFO

Does anyone know what this is?

I saw it over my house yesterday afternoon. My owner pointed it out to me, but would not tell me what it is. “Ask your blog buddies,” he said.

Last night I was in my usual spot on the couch while my owner watched TV. Law and Order was on, I think.

Then my owner says, “All gone.” I said “What? You ate all those Ritz crackers and didn’t give me more than ten?!”

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that, my friend, is a blimpie! the entire thing is full of sandwiches! you’re very fortunate to see one, as they are good omen. a harbinger of sandwiches to come.

Wow…!

I love Law & Order. PARTICULARLY SVU & Criminal Intent.

It’s a thing…
No Ritz’s left for you Oh Nooooo!!!!! That’s too much for a corgi to bear

Checkers you look like you give really good snuggly hugs…all the while your tongue hangs out. That is an interesting UFO. :)

That, dear Checkers is the ghost of the Hindenburg in disquise as a satellite tv provider, and it is full of ham sandwiches.

dennis says: aieeeee we’re being invaded by dirijibuls from the planet direct-v evrybuddy run!!!!

What you saw in the sky, Checkers, is one of the last surviving members of the Flying Tuna Secret Message Squadron (FTSMS), a group of fish trained by the Americans during the Second World War.
The theory behind the FTSMS was that, being animals, the fish would not be particularly noticeable to the enemy, but easily visible to American brass-in-the-know. Unfortunately, the messages spelt out by the FTSMS took too much time to form — some as long as three days.
Because the Americans did not want their failed secret weapon to fall into enemy hands, they had all evidence (except for a few AWOLs) destroyed. This tidy-up explains the reason for the postwar popularity of cheap, plentiful tuna, a favourite for sandwiches, casseroles, and at least three Kraft desserts.

I don’t know what that thing, maybe it is a special transporter of ham sandwiches, maybe. We can only hope.

You look totally shocked and apalled at being treated so badly!

Barklove!
Rusty

I didn’t know Direct TV had their own blimp. No wonder their service is so bloody expensive! Wish it was full of sandwiches!

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