Guess what? I got a virtual belly rub from goodbear yesterday. She sent it from her Blackberry! How cool is that? It made me realize, “Wow, I’m missing out on a lot of fun. I need to go wireless to keep up with everybody.” So I asked my owner if I could have my own cellphone. He said that he had just the thing. His son had made his own cellphone and said I could have it if I wanted.
It’s a full-featured flip phone. It’s got a camera, clock…
…email, web browser, cool ringtones, a kibble calculator, wallpaper…
It even has a built-in juice bag! My owner showed it to me and I was thrilled!
I wear it on my collar and keep it set to speaker phone; I don’t miss anything with my big ears. I operate it with voice commands. I do “Woof!” to answer a call; “Woof woof!” to hang up. Works like a charm. Here I am taking a call from my sales rep at kibble.com:
“Yes, that’s right. 500 lbs. of kibble. And send it FedEx overnight. My owner won’t mind; put it on his account.”
