Posted by: Checkers | April 2, 2008

Deck Boy

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If I stare long enough at that squirrel, he just might explode!”


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exploding squirrels!? have you been watching monty python or something?

you have a great deck!

Exploding squirrls? Have you shared this technique with Rusty?

Are you in a trance?

No, Gina, but I have been studying hypnotism. “You are getting sleepy, sleeeeepy…. On the count of three, you will get me a ham sandwich.”

Checkers I don’t think you are playing with a full “deck”. Squirrels only puff up and float away, they don’t explode.

I thought you look meditating: ” When will I get my next hamsandwich?”

Look at this! Found it on ABC Tonight. “Doga” You should totally do this. You could excel at it!

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=4568834&page=1

And exploding squirrels seems a cruel thing to do. A bit of the “doga” would cure those thoughts.

I came right over to see how to explode squirrels!! Wow! Ae you going to give classes on this new tekneek? If so sign me up. I think it could work! You look like you meen business.

WOOF!
Rusty

I saw the “Doga” report on the news tonight! I don’t get it, but it looks silly, so I am all for it!

You are right, S. Lee. I shouldn’t explode squirrels (I greatly exaggerate my powers often, as you know). I should just endeavor to blow their minds with my stare!

Sorry, Rusty, it didn’t work. See my response to S. Lee above.

It worked in “Scanners” … maybe you just need to get closer!

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