Hi, it’s me again. I am coming to you tonight from the Corgi Palace. I am lounging in my throne room as I survey all of my dominion. I am a relaxed and kind ruler. My subjects think I hoard kibble, but I only do it so as to get the kingdom through any famine. Though I look to be taking it easy, I am always on the alert for cat incursions (inside jobs) and squirrel assaults (from beyond the ramparts outside).
I know, I know, I am just sitting on the stairway landing, but lying next to this purple wall gives me delusions of power, greatness and omnipotent leadership. I am sorry Mom and Dad, my head gets bigger than my ears sometimes.
